"Happy birthday. I wish that you have many more. You've been one of my best friends."
"Words are not enough to express how much I appreciate you in my life. Happy Bday"
"I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do." -Phyllis Diller
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." -Erma Bombeck
"If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred." -George Burns
"My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot." -Ashleigh Brilliant
"Often it is fatal to live too long." -Racine
"I would visit greeting card shops just the read those funny birthday quotes and funny birthday sayings."
"The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me." -Christina Georgina Rossetti
"Like Thomas Edison, you bring incredible brightness to my world...Ya know? He invented the light bulb. Get it?"
"The best possible present is love; but, don't forget the cake."
"When you happen to get a lousy gift, just remember it's the love that went into it that counts. Also, try to get a receipt."
"If you looked like you were actually aging, maybe I'd do better remembering your bday!"
"Each birthday can be a new and different start, so get ready!"
"Make the most of many happy returns on your bday. You know, like returning all the lame gifts for cash."