"I wish that you have the best of days on this special day of days."
"We're only young one time around. Well, not you, since you've been 27 for years!."
"Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions."
"Live today, forget the past. Happy birthday!"
"I know you are middle aged by the muffin top around your middle...Mmmmm, muffins. Happy bday!"
"I wish you a birthday of happiness and a night of pleasant remembrances. If you can't have that, I hope you drinks so much you forget what happened."
"Tonight, we ride! No, wait; tonight we drink a lot because it's your birthday."
"The Young have aspirations that never come to pass, the Old have reminiscences of what never happened." -Saki
"At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.quot; -George Orwell
"You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience."
"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." -Samuel Johnson
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." -Mary Schmich
"A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time." -Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." -Erma Bombeck
"Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?" -Bobby Kelton
"Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want."
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." -Truman Capote